Robin Hood of Books

Back in January, I heard a professor was retiring. 

As a struggling aero scientist in progress with a field where every goddamn hardback of value is 500 bucks and beyond, I asked for his books. 

Head of department would rather have other professors grab them. 

Really? 

The same people with established libraries and a budget and means to get free and reduced books?

Ok, wow wow wow... Wow.

What to do?

Wait for months lurking around the professorless office and tracking books' presence

Bug the secretary

Get Maria on board so two applying pressure crack the nut already

Finally hear about the books being moved to some attic to gather dust

Plead case of being a broke ass scientist who can't get some fucking jewels anyway

Get the secretary discrete blessing when she leaves the door open for some minutes

Grab Maria Get to the books

Sneak EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ONE OF THEM into the car's trunk

Get the stash

Spend the week-end discussing how to split the stash

On the way find a spirit book that screams I AM YOUR TRUTH and take a selfie with the fuckers.

We OWN THIS SHIT NOW YO!