Scrubs

 J.D. : Holy inferiority complex, Batman! How low is my self-esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy.

Turk: It could be worse, Robin. You could be Alfred the butler.

J.D. : Damn you, sir...

This part cracks me up everytime erytime everytime everytime.
And thank god I don't post Scrubs stuff. Otherwise, my Vervein's Way will be a Scrubs' one.